When Your Apple Watch Breaks You Up With Your Boyfriend

I. After six years of dating, after your fourth breakup with Tall Glass of Water, the water heater explodes and floods your things, the things you have finally moved from your coveted storage unit into his condo at his insistence.  Tall Glass of Water believes you can only show your commitment to the relationship by planting your belongings […]

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OK Cupid Love

Each night, for five nights, before I went to bed, I imagined him. I imagined exactly what he would look like. He had dark hair, dark eyes, and dark skin. He was tall—he had to be over 6-foot. I imagined his face with full lips, high cheekbones, and a long neck like the fashion model, […]

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