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Like a potbellied sandwich
Found in a neighborhood sandwich shop
I’m hot and gooey
Swiss-cheesy
Filled with red and green hot peppers
I come with or without mustard
On wheat or white
Thinly or thickly sliced
Can I change the world?
The potbellied sandwich can!
He is a man with a plan.
Am I a found object?
The napkin dispenser claims to be so
Can I compete with recycled paper?
Or an antique airplane flying from the ceiling
Like my potbellied brother, I give off good vibes
I’m delicious and uptown
Like him, I was once a little guy
With a big dream
I can fill your head with music
And give you a rhythm to beat
I come with a “how-to” manual too
Slather lightly
Bake with care
Like the Mushroom Melt,
Or MLT, Multiple Lingual Theory
I can be made with warring white and red mushrooms
You can have extra stuff with me, too
A whole banana or a whole pickle on the side?
Shake me like a Boysenberry Smoothie
Malt me into a Dreamsickle Slushy
Maybe I’m more like a Chickpea Veggie Salad
With blue-cheese and a hard-boiled egg
Maybe I like Roasted Garlic Vinaigrette
Instead of Potbelly Vinaigrette
I can be low fat, with 25% less calories
Or I prefer to be fully fatty
Loaded with mayo
Like a homemade oatmeal cookie
Or a root beer float,
I’m decadent
I’m not your 200-calorie brother, sister
I’m 2,500 calories of guts and glory
Like a potbellied sandwich, I’m toasty and warm
Hand-dip me
Let a nice young couple do it
They’re gentle
I’m never dull
I’m slowly moving, but fast-paced
Even though I began as a lark, I can bolster;
Holster you to my side
Like the potbellied sandwich,
I’m a stroke of genius
I’m full-fledged and totally unique
Bring me into your city
And I’ll give you a little bit of my magic
I began on Lincoln Avenue
But I am beyond local
I am totally global
I am tastier, crunchier, and more Creole
I am custom designed,
A Designer student
Elite and still discrete
Zappo, Snap, Bap
Really, I don’t think I’ll ever be elevated to the status of a potbelly sandwich
Because I’m just a PhD student
And I’m just trying to eat this messy potbelly sandwich during my hour lunch break
Maybe one day I’ll be a Rod Ellis
Or Spado
Or I’ll look like a famous French linguist
Now they are originals
But for now, I’m just a glorified PhD student
I’m stuffed.